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Unknown Did you hear about the town that always had the same population?
Every time a child was born someone left town....
Unknown MAN TALK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT -------- ------------------ You want.
I know what you should want. We need....
Unknown Why do cowboys chew tobacco? To sweeten their breath.
Unknown After many years of scientific research and data
cience has finally found out why married men usually die before their mate....
Unknown My wife claims I'm a model husband; not a working model of course.
Unknown How do you know a guy is a real loser? He walks past a cemetery and two guys with shovels start chasing him.
Unknown Definition of henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
Honest ocifiscer, it followed me home! A man went to a party and had too much to drink.
His friends plead with him to let them take him home....
Unknown Windsor, Ontario - Gary Nespolon, 48, won $
175,746 from the estate of the 14-year-old boy he ran over on April 8, 1988....
Unknown A gunman apparently hired to kill a woman shot at her several times in Edwards, Colo.
but missed. So he tried hitting her with rocks....

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