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Unknown "Sweetheart, today is our wedding anniversary.
Do you remember that great day in our lives?" "Boy, do I!...
Unknown A golfer named Jones was twenty minutes late at the fourth tee one Sunday morning, and the other three members of the regular foursome were almost ready to drive off without him.
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Unknown Golf pro: "Now just go through the motions without hitting the ball.
Beginner: "That's precisely the trouble I'm trying to overcome....
Unknown You know you're getting old when you are 17 around the neck and 44 around the waist and 106 around the golf course.
Unknown An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
Unknown An obviously upset golfer drove his cart over to the edge of a small river winding through the course.
He stomped out of the cart, grabbed his entire golf bag, and heaved it into the...
Unknown An Orthodox rabbi lived a pious and exemplary life.
Besides his learning, he had one true passion; he loved to play golf....
Unknown A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache.
Upon being examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor....
Unknown Doctor to patient, "I've got bad and worse news for you.
<BR> What's the bad news? "Your tests came i...
Unknown First golfer: "Shall we play again next Saturday?
Second golfer: "Well, I was going to get married on Saturday, but I can put it off....

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