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Any Moose in Texas? Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska.
They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose....
CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?...
Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
clean for a change Sy comes home after his mother's funeral to try to put the place in order.
He goes up to the attic to look around and finds an old trunk....
Custody trial A husband and wife were getting a divorce, and so they were told to take their child to the judge so he could decide who would get custody.
After reaching the judges office the judg...
Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take One A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms.
The chemist woke up, saw the...
Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take Two A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed to be in a room but 5 come out, 2 must go in to return the room to an empty state.
"H...
Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take One Several professors were asked to solve the following problem
"Prove that all odd integers are prime." Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7...
Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Two Four men rode in a ca
a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer....
Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Three A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.
The doctor remarked "Well, in th...

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