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Pink pigeons The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car.
It was a brand new Benz and he had parked it outside of city hall in the spaced reserved,"MAYOR"....
Amazing! Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
Out of my last 15 races, I've won 8!" Another horse breaks in, "Well out of my last 27 race...
Daffynitions AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n.
Placing Blame This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in = a car crash.
They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and...
MORE FACTS! -In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
-Dr....
Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and...
Resume This is an actual job application someone submitted for a fast-food establishment.
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION...
IN THE BEGINNING... God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.
On the first day, he toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was....
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technic...

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