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PICK OF THE LITTER You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?
Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!...
Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
.. This was sent in by Kevin Dewinter from somewhere in Cyberspace....
Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...
Things Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama Things that Bill Gates would change if he was from Alabama.
1. They would be called "Winders95, WindersNT, and Winders 3.1". 2. Inste...
Thoughts Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it....
Dateline: 2000 NEWS ANCHOR DESK DATELINE: 2000 Evening News Headlines January 1, 2000 Anchor desk copy Good evening, and welcome to the Microsoft Evening New
President-elect Bill Ga...
Thanksgiving Movies Playing In Times Square 10. "Pantless Pilgrims" 9.
The Full Squanto" 8. "Basting Amy" 7. "Starship Hooters" 6....
five strange ones The following just goes to show what can happen when you have too much time on your hands.
#1 There were two cows sitting in a field. The first cow says to the other, "Hey, di...
Breakfast Language proficiency is part of the international contracting scene.

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