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Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image 10. Three word
adopt a kitty. 9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World...
WHAT THE JOB AD SAYS and WHAT IT REALLY MEANS...
BIRTHDAY QUOTES I never forget my wife's birthday.
It's usually the day after she reminds me about it....
RETIREMENT -- FROM A CHILD'S VIEWPOINT After a Spring Break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays.
One small child wrote the following: We always used to spend holiday...
QUOTES OVER THE YEARS Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a...
Unknown The theater usher quickly dashed down front where a man was crawling around on his hands and knees.
Sir," he said, "you're disturbing several people around you. What's the problem?" ...
The Empire State Building This guy goes to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.
It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. "This i...
Hook A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.
The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch....
Athletes tripping on their tongues Who says athletes aren't as intelligent as rocket scientists?
1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record...

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