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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: * You take a vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ....
Cumpleet Redneck Cumputer Meenins MEMORY CARD : used to cheat on te
FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.
e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?...
Reasons Alex Trebek Became a U.S.Citizen 10. Dying to show off how much he knows at the citizenship exam.
9. For 10th year in a row, lost Sexiest Canadian Alive to that jerk Alan Thicke. 8...
Flying that bird This guy calls his wife at work and says "Don't worry I'm fine and the damage is minimal.
She says "Oh my gosh, what happened?" He says that he was coming back from lunch & a bird...
FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
kin graft There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
The woman's face was burned severely....
The New Yorker A New Yorker was flying to Los Angeles and when the airliner reached Arizona the announcement was made that they were now passing over the Grand Canyon.
He looked down for a few sec...
Bill Gates New House As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Gates built a new home, a VERY large home, 35 garages, several buildings and so on.
However, the problems he's had with the hou...
Rejected Names for El Nino --- breif explanation &l
given by Dave>: El Nino is a meteoralogical phenominon that has to do with warm ocean currents flowing where, heretofore, normaly don't flow....

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