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Comprehending Computer Scientists -- Take Four A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the do...
Comprehending Engineers, -- Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been wai...
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Two In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.
Then, every ten seconds, they walk...
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Two In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.
Then, every ten seconds, they walk...
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Three [Editor's Note
This is just a joke. It never occurred. Please remember that....
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Four Three engineers and three mathematicians are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three mathematicians each buy tickets and watch as the thre...
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Five The Top 10 Things Engineering School didn't teach 10.
There are at least 10 types of capacitors. 9....
Comprehending Engineers -- Take Six Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. "Humou...
Tech Support A small plane pilot found himself lost in poor weather, the passengers & he became concerned.
Deciding to reduce altitude he found himself flying around a building where he saw a ma...
COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....

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