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Complaints of Modern Day Werewolves 16> In a steamy shower, bottle of Nair looks just like bottle of shampoo.
15> Obnoxious frat boys who attempt to ruffle you with a different typ...
You Might Be In Education If... * You can converse in middle schoolease.
* Your last nerve is a distant memory... * Every day is a bad hair day....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
hard as nails A high school student spent most of his afternoon in the basement mixing chemicals.
Mississippi A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation....
wedding bells A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm g...
it is alive The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a known lush around town and liked to call the police if my granny's dog was loose.
One rainy day granny and I were sitting on th...
cutting down A bloke goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five pints.
Look Out! A drunk staggering in the street was struck by a passing car.
The driver slammed on the brakes, jumped out and looking back at the drunk shouted, "Look out!...
who's is the coldest? There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were.
They...

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