Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Funny Jokes

Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do
New York Giants Excuses 10. Win or lose, New York fans are still going to give you the finger.
9. Eyes weepy and red from viewing Titanic. 8....
Reasons The Mets Will Do Better In 1998 10. This year, the league is going to let us hit the ball off a tee (Second baseman Jeff Kent) 9.
We're eliminating that pre-game Happy Hour (Shortstop...
Prime Numbers Several professors were asked to solve the following problem
"Prove that all odd integers are prime." Mathematicia...
Signs You Won't Be Nominated for a Grammy 10. No Grammy awarded for "Drunkest Fan at a Metallica Concert.
9. You think "R&B" stands for "Roast & Beef." 8. Your only experience with music this ye...
Surprises in 'Titanic' 10. Touching scene in which iceberg comes out as a lesbian.
9. Floating corpses played by former associates of the Gambino family....
Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in school, but don't.
Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest- back-to...
Hmmm... Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it....
Something to think about... Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860....

< previous

89

90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
next >