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The 12 Bugs of Christmas For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again.
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did...
HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A CHRISTMAS CRIMINAL 1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).
2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display...
HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE You will need the following
Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards....
The Seance For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda.
Milty, she's a real gypsy, and she brings the voices of the dead from the othe...
A NEW YEAR�S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That�s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1998 * Stop neglecting childre
at least learn their names and birthdays. * Stop circulating the "Good Times Virus" and "Join the Crew" e-mail....
Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me 1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
2. If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch....
The Real Programmer At Play Generally, the Real Programmer plays the same way he works -- with computers.
He is constantly amazed that his employer actually pays him to do what he would be doing fo...

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