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God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the o...
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?...
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
"Really?" the other replied...
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bootle of the Best Vodka out of his pack...
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb....
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