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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came dow...
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only o...
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates.
After a small quantum of time which was spent discussing their respective professions, ol' St....
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him.
Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," repl...
A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
It was nearly 4 p.m. a...
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern....
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cro...

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