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When you were aborted not too long ago, You must have been the cutest thing.
I can see you perched on some museum shelf. Just sitting there forever, And never decaying....
Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....
Canonical List of WASP Jokes Version 1.
0 1. Why did God invent WASPs? Someone has to buy retail....
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was ove...
This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....
Q> How many blondes does it take to play tag? A> One.
(think about it) "Practice safe government -- use a kingdom....
Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or so sooner.

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