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THE MYSTERIOUS TOOTHPASTE MAN, SORT OF (Zoom in on man's face.
Omnipresent announcer's voice in background, low and clear) "This man is a proctologist, so we can't show you his butt on T....
WHY ASK WHY?? (Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies, PLEASE don't flame me too much for this one....
Seen on an Armour food can: -------------------------- PORK BRAINS in Milk Gravy Ingredia
Pork Brains, Milk, Water, Sa...
On a local radio station the Mental Health Association had this message
"Does someone in your family suffer from schizoid?...
Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
Sorry to change the subject a little, but this priceless little anecdote occurred while I was working for a hardware store while in college.
I'm standing behind the counter, wearing my little scratc...
THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG ----------------------- Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name wa...
Hinds' Law(s) of Computer Programming ===================================== 1.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
Q: What did one nut say to another nut? A: Why are we hanging here when it was Dick that did all the shooting?
What do Jews and pizza have in common? They both bake well in ovens! How wo...

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