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Jokes From Emails

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A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him...
A man died and went to Heaven.
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means......
Procrastinators Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses. 3. I will never rush...
Which Condom Would You Use....? Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condom...
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.
I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy"....
Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ......
For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER
A great new software announcement!!!! This memo is to announce the development of our new software system.
We are currently entering a new database system that will contain all of the firm's data tha...
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing m...

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