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Found in Actual Military Evaluation Reports... 1. This Marine is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. 3. A room-temperature IQ. 4....
A History of Math Lessons Math Lessons 1950-date. Teaching Math in 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price....
Thinking About Golf A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting fo...
Memo From Management... Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support.
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31,1999...
Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there we...
Operator Please... A young Irish lad by the name of Paddy arrived in New York City seeking opportunity in the new land.
Before looking for employment, he went to the nearest parish to pray for succe...
Polite Rejection This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
Now we have a form letter to send out....
Facts most people are content to live without knowing
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one can explain why....
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo Employer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK...
No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....

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