Jokes From Emails

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Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that? Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating....
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
New words to use around the office The latest terminology used by the modern day warrior.
Some Blonde Jokes... What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What did the blonde name her pet zebra?...
Voice Mail My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those...
Socio-math problems for San Francisco students: 1).
Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony....
Why ask Why????? 1. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 3....
HOLIDAY CHEER: Santa's Lap As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas ?
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute...

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