Jokes From Emails

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A Fix-it Ticket An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a b...
How To Know Whether or Not You Are Ready For Parenthood MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember... I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight u...
Troubleshooting One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets....
Year 2000 Safe Program This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.
This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS...
Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
Men & Women: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need....
YOU ARE AN AWESOME CHILD OF THE 80'S IF: You know what a "burnout" is.
You know what "Sike" means. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off"....

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