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Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to him...
The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
.. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newh...
The Burglar... Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
The Ride of Her Life.... A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into mo...
Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords... "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt m...
Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early.
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....

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