Jokes From Emails

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Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday mo...
The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
In A New York Minute Saint Peter was minding the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.
Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would ha...
How To Give A Cat A Pill 1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms.
Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle....
In a Hurry... The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.
Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff....
A Powerful New Chip... INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL's(TM) Microprocessor Lab
The Potato(TM) Chip. Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the be...
Out For A Stroll... An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband.
Nearby was a very well-known golf cou...
Lawyers... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the doo...
Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" ** You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
** You drink pop, no...

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