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Little Johnny... A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing.
A group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. Little Johnny stopped, lo...
The Research Paper Dictionary: "IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN" .
.. I didn't look up the original reference. "A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT" ....
George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
RESIGNATION AS AN ADULT... I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again....
Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Paddy...
The Technically-Challenged Blonde A man was in his front yard mowing his grass when his attractive blond neighbor came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked in, th...
Signs That You've Already Grown Up ** Your potted plants stay alive.
** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
Boy, Can A Four Year Old Be Loud! Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning.
As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my...
The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillag...
The Irishman's Olives McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks co...

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