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Ice Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice.
He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a...
Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Q
My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen....
Perceived Value... After discovering that her barn had burned down, Sue went to town to collect the insurance.
She told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty-thousand dollars and...
The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a saving...
The Fairy: A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.
A Bottle Of Perfume: After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing...
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery ** BoBo!
Come back with that! Bad dog! ** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?...
Elderly Drivers Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.
Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection....
Cowpoke Wisdom ** Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
** Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in....

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