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Oldies but Goodies Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a lot more soc...
By Any Other Name... Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?
"Outstanding," Fred replied....
Can't explain... A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?...
The Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fou...
Computers - Male or Female A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine orfeminine.
Things like 'c...
Tim Allen's Computer Upgrade I made a big mistake a few weeks ago, I heard that Tim Allen could fix anything.
I am sure you have heard of him, he used to have his own TV show called "Tool Time", it wa...
Men and Women Truisms...
Hunting an Elephant ATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to p...
God And Eve In The Garden Of Eden One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?...
The Five-Step Psych Test There are five things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of
1. The telephone is ringing. 2. The baby is crying. 3. Someone knocks at the front door or ring...

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