Jokes From Emails

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A Group Of Smart Blondes... Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink.
They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days!...
Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
Dividing The Pecans: On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of...
You Might Be From The North West If... (Response to "You Might Be A Redneck If.
..") ** Feel guilty about throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash....
Mommy How Old Are You? 8 year old little Mary and her mother are walking through the mall together one day.
Mommy," says the little Mary, "how old are you?" "Darling, you should never ask a woman wha...
Top 10 Things Men Understand About Women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
The Shape I am In... There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I...
Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
You lose face if you hit any of the ora...
Speed Limits... A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.
... Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?...
Surgery: Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

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