Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they're really only one.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's not funny!!!
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
Q: How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Manual labor? Gag me with a spoon!
Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three...
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....

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