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• Asquemish young fellow named Brand Thought caressing his penis was grand, But he viewed with distaste The gelatinous paste That it left in the palm of his hand.
• There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
  If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood, The question's not would he but could he?...
• A Bible Story.com An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says .
  . . And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• 42 There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
  If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood The question's not woody but could he?...
• Strange A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.
  The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone....
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• 51 There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze.
  He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up too many screws....