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Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...
Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin....
Q: What is a mathematician's pick when faced with the choice between poutine and eternal bliss in the afterlife?
A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and poutine...
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair.
They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down....
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another city and has to move.
There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can't...
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four......
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