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This was published in The South Texas Fisherman, sometime 1972.
I'd like to take credit for it but the "Bill Kennedy" author is Sr, I'm Jr....
Sorry guys, but there is now definitive, undeniable proof that Elvis is, indeed, dead.
He was registered to vote in Chicago....
UK - 100 miles is a long distance. US - 100 years is a long time.
The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to consta
instead of referring to pi as 3....
I left out one very important thing from the ordering information.
If you want to order by mail, make the cheque payable to Looking Glass Software Limited, or to Brad Templeton....
Brad Templeton, Looking Glass Software Ltd.
< Roger Mach > Heard around a campfire a long time ago...
A local throwaway paper has a column called News of the Weird which may be syndicated.
Excerpting......
A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil.
Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil...
Guy walks into a restaurant. Orders eggs. The waitress asks "How would you like those eggs cooked?
The guy says "Hey, that would be great....

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