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This week is a perfect opportunity to find out the true age of those individuals who are always evasive on the point.
Just ask them what they were doing when they heard about president Kennedy's a...
The general replied, "I will explain it to you with an example.
A filthy man is standing outside a bath house. Will he go in?...
Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.) When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress he called his opponent a "pig fucker.
Lyndon's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn'...
This might be an oldie, but I got a grin out of it when I remembered it.
) A fellow sitting in a bar noticed that the bartender was staring at him....
A man is going to work one day and accidentily slams his penis in the car door.
Goes to the doctor, and the doctor says "We're going to have to put a splint on that....
A Scotsman was sick and in hospital. His doctors were afraid that this was to be the end of him since nothing they did could do anything to make him healthy.
His physician asked him if there was any...
This actually happened the other night. I'll always remember it.
keith
This one was told to me by a rather strange acquaintance the other night.
Have you heard about South African chess? It's a variation on standard chess....
The following was post/followuped in sci.physics. From
dleigh@hplabsz.HPL.HP.COM (Darren Leigh) In article &l...

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