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Miscellaneous Jokes

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GOD c/o Heaven Well the young lady was deeply touched and made a collection from her fellow workmates and collected $
90 and sent it off to the old lady. A few weeks later another lette...
This was an ad I found in a "Sporting Edge" catalog (you know, one of those yuppy hardware stuff catalogs).
I thought it was great....I also thought that I should perhaps open up my own service. I...
It is with regret that I must say that the controversy over this matter and the volume of response have blown far out of proportion.
It is my current belief that an excessive amount of mail directe...
Brad Templeton, Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago.
On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they...
A mexican bandito asked his friend if he knows Pancho Villa.
"Do I know Pancho Villa? Do _I_ know Pancho Villa?...
Mitchell F. Wyle wyle@ethz.uucp Heard this from a friend - he doesn't remember where it came from, but it isn't recent.
...
At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
The doctor tells the intern ``This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
From an ancient cartoon) A missionary and his African guide have been captured by nasty-looking cannibals, who are stoking up a fire near to them.
The missionary says to the guide, "Makumba, you...
From Margie Boule's column ( Portland _Oregonian_).
What do Elvis Presley and Lloyd Bentsen have in common?...

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