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This joke was not written by me, but complete rights in it have been transferred to me by the author.
I declare it Copyright 1988 B. Templeton. Under this copyright, the following licence is grante...
You know the difference between the American and the Canadian Senate?
In the US, you have to win an election to get in. In Canada, you have to lose one....
I left out one very important thing from the ordering information.
If you want to order by mail, make the cheque payable to Looking Glass Software Limited, or to Brad Templeton....
< Roger Mach > Heard around a campfire a long time ago...
A local throwaway paper has a column called News of the Weird which may be syndicated.
Excerpting......
A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts leaking and loses all its oil.
Not knowing what to do, he fills the engine with Vaseline, thinking that it is similar to oil...
Guy walks into a restaurant. Orders eggs. The waitress asks "How would you like those eggs cooked?
The guy says "Hey, that would be great....
This week is a perfect opportunity to find out the true age of those individuals who are always evasive on the point.
Just ask them what they were doing when they heard about president Kennedy's a...
A great Soviet general was once asked by his adjutant, "Comrade General, what is the meaning of Marxist dialectic?
The general replied, "I will explain it to you with an example. A filthy ma...

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