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Miscellaneous Jokes

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Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.) When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress he called his opponent a "pig fucker.
Lyndon's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn'...
A Scotsman was sick and in hospital. His doctors were afraid that this was to be the end of him since nothing they did could do anything to make him healthy.
His physician asked him if there was any...
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A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
GOD c/o Heaven U...
Well, it seems that JEDR got his way... I saw this in rec.
humor.d, and thought it oughta be brought over here....
In article <10279@watdragon.waterloo.edu> jyegiguere@lotus.
waterloo.edu (Eric Giguere) writes: | Well, if anyone's been wondering why rec....
Mark Smith (alias Smitty) "Be careful when looking into the distance, RPO 1604
P.O. Box 5063 that you do not miss what is right under your nose....
James C. Armstrong, Jr nyssa@terminus.UUCP In article &l
18002@agate.BERKELEY.EDU> gsmith@garnet.berkeley.edu (Gene W....
In article <18002@agate.BERKELEY.EDU> gsmith@garnet.
berkeley.edu (Gene W. Smith) writes: >In article &l...
Bill Kennedy usenet {killer,att,cs.utexas.edu,sun!
daver}!ssbn!bill internet bill@ssbn....

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