Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Don't sweat Petty things, or Pet Sweaty Thing
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him
(MS)DOS is a feminist operating system It's definitely a "mother" at times.
Chris was enjoying a few at the local pub when a man joined him at the bar, swaying back and forth as he stood there.
It started to get on Chris' nerves, so finally he turned to the strange...
A man had a weird illness.Whenever he broke wind,it made the sound"honda".
When Noah was loading the animals on the ark, a pair of adders came to the gangplank.
Noah said "I'm sorry, but I can only take animals that can multiply, and you're adders"....
What's pink, wrinkled, and hangs out your pajamas? -- Your mother.
Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitaria
They're like vitamins only Better!...E Presley
Why did the chicken cross the road? - A crazy was after him with a baby in one hand and a stapler in the other.

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