Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why does Miss Piggy uses honey and vinegar douche?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork....
How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English they pick up.
How does the brain know where it lives?
Now, now. Don't be like the leper who threw his hands up in the air in disgust.
Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sometimes my mind and waste go together...
What do you call 1000 black guys jumping out of an airplane with out parachutes?
A: Asphalt How many Country Musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
A duck went into a drugstore to buy some condoms. Druggist said
You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said...
Does killing time damage eternity?
What is the only part of Popeye that doesn't get rusty? The part he sticks in to Olive Oil!

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