Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
Why did they stop the leper baseball game? Someone dropped a ball in left field.
Why did they stop the leper football game? There was a hand off at the line of scrimmage.
Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off.
What's grosser than gross? 7 babies in a trash can.
What's grosser than that? 1 baby in 7 trash cans....
One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and took his order.
"Scotch and soda" he said....
What do you call 100 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? A GOOD start.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
Q2: What do prostitutes and peanut butter have in common? A2: They both spread for bread.
Did you hear about the big drug bust at the airport the other day?
Yeah, they lifted up this ladies skirt and found 50 pounds of crack....

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