Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What did the Pole do when he found out he had sugar in his urine?
He pissed on his corn flakes.......
A young guy went to the drugstore to buy some condoms.
The pharmacist noticed that the guy was a bit confused and offered help....
Rl prgmmrs dnt nd vwl
BF> Who is France's data compression hero? BF> BF> Joan of ARC.
.. And Great Britain's? -- Jack the Zippe...
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
Their was a face off How do you know when a leper's poker game is over?...
There was this def mute couple and they really wanted to make love.
The girl said that she would, only if he had a condom....
Yesterday, while I was out driving, I got stuck behind a Line Painting Truck.
I'm sorry -- my karma ran over your dogma.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with Jell-O....
Boredom is a feast unfit for mankind, therefore, keep busy
H H AAA V V EEE SSS EEE X X ! ! H H A A V V E S E X X !...

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