Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
What's that up the road? A head?
A chicken is the only animal that you can eat before it is born, and after it is dead!
If at first you dont succeed,forget skydiving
Q: How many Longshoremen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty-three. You got a problem with that?...
Put your modem where your mouth is!
What goes in hard and stiff and comes out soft and goo-ey? --- Gum
I WAS Joan of ARC...now I'm Eileen of ZIP...
Did you hear about the sign off on the news show in the leper colony?
Its ten o'clock, do YOU know where your extremities are?...
History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

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