Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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There was a rascal who managed to get engaged to two women at the same time
one named Edith, in California, and the other named Kate, in texas....
I'm in search of myself, have you seen me?
Q. What's the difference between a Hedgehog and a BMW A.
The pricks are on the outside of a Hedgehog!...
What did the ship's navigator say to the midget? "Belly-high, here's your island.....
As they say in Copenhagen..."There is nothing like a Dane.
A class lecture was being given in a large auditorium at Illinois State University.
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
So the High School Shop Teacher is giving his students a little quiz -- he asks a girl if she can explain the difference between a screw, a nail, and a bolt.
"Golly!" sh...
The wages of sin are tax deductible
What are you doing that for?", Bill asked, looking at his friend Tyrone.

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