Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What's a mile long and moves at 5 mph? A: A Mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables.
Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
If you can't beat the one you love, love the one you beat!
Nah, My wife ran off with a BAnana! Oh, what a rotten deal!
What is long and Hard, and contains Seamen? A Submarine!
Astronaut--Whirled traveler. Skydiver--a guy whose talks fall flat.
Carpenter--a guy who nails down his agreement. Surrey-makers--always looking for fringe benefits....
A piano player found his instrument to be out of tune and therefore called in the local tuner, Mr.
Orlando Oppornokity. Mr. O. accordingly was summoned, tinkered with the keys, and d...
Why don't kids fight for custody of parents?

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