Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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That wish definitely came true," said the bartender admiring the gentleman's blond companion.
What was your third wish?...
Well for my third and final wish, I asked for a ten-inch prick.
What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy! A man was sitting in a bar and noticed that all the women were paying attention to this real geeky guy....
What do waterfowl use for bondage? DUCK TAPE!!!! Who killed more Indians that General Custer?
Union Carbide. Who was voted the MVP in the 1984 Hockey season?...
What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A: "Darling.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOAN COLLINS AND THE TITANIC? ONLY 1500 WENT DOWN ON THE TITANIC.
How many computer mainframe support people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At least fifty...One to screw it in...the other forty-nine to study the security and networking implications!...
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? NONE!! That's a hardware problem!
What do the initials PLO stand for? Push Leon Overboard Heard about the new drink called a Klinghoffer?
Two shots and a splash. �Why didn't Leon Klinghoffer take a shower the night before...
A DRUNK WAS STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET WITH A BOX UNDER EACH ARM.
A POLICEMAN STOPS THE DRUNK AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THOSE BOXES UNDER YOUR ARMS?...

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