Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An expensive Italian sports car pulled up to a very expensive restaurant.
A well dressed gentleman got out, went around the car, and opened the door for his beautiful blond companion....
They went into the bar and the gentleman ordered a bottle of their best champagne.
The bartender brought the champagne....
The lady sipped her champagne, but when the gentleman went to sip his champagne the little man on his shoulder jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw the champagne in the gentleman's face.
Again as the gentleman went to sip his champagne, the little man jumped on the bar, grabbed the glass, and threw it in the gentleman's face.
Well, this time the bartender could not contain his curi...
The gentleman replied, "You're not going to believe my story.
Try me," said the bartender.
The gentleman then began his story. "One day not too long ago, I was out of work and decided to do some beachcombing to kill some time.
As I was walking along, I saw this glint of metal in the sa...
Anyway, the genie told me that he would grant me three wishes.
I figured what do I have to lose? So I wished for all the money I could ever want....
The bartender said, "It looks that that wish came true.
Yes," replied the gentleman. "Then for my second wish, I wished to always have a beautiful woman companion.

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