Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What's the difference between Jews and pizzas? A
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven....
Q: What is a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham.
Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions? A: He only took tips.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a VW? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and ten thousand in the ash tray.
Q: How can you tell when a JAP has an orgasm? A: She drops her nail file.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!...
Q: How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident?
A: The punchlines were too long....
Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common? A: "Never had it, never will.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into college? A: He got hung up on his boards.
Q: What do you call a Nun with a sex change? A: A "Transiste

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