Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: What is a Polish Pencil? A: A pencil with erasers on both ends.
Q: Why did the stadium in Warsaw get torn down? A: Everywhere you sit, you sit behind a Pole.
Q: Why did the Polack jump off the Empire State building? A: To show everybody that he had guts.
Q: How do we know there is a Polish Mafia? A: They found two men with their heads tied together and shot through the hands.
Q: What did the Polock do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.
Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship? A: Put it in water.
Q: Why does the new Polish navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old Polish navy.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
Q: How do you keep a Polock in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

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