Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why are rectal thermometers illegal in Poland? A: Because they cause too much brain damage.
Q: How does a Polock count? A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another....
Q: Why did the Polish elevator operator lose his job? A: He forgot the route.
Q: Did you hear that half of Poland moved to Italy? A: They raised the I.Q. of both countries!
Q: Why don't Polish women use vibrators? A: It chips their teeth.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: Why do Poles make such lousy lovers? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.
Q: Why does a Polock wear a hat to the toilet to take a crap?
A: So that he will know which end to wipe....
Q: Why are there no polish pharmacies? A: They can't figure out how to put the little bottles in the typewriter.
Q: How come Polocks can't use word processors? A: They keep getting white-out all over the screen.

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