Questions And Answers

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration....
Q: What kind of meat does the Pope eat on Fridays? A: Nun.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What's heavenly, white, and falls from above? A: Kingdom come.
Q: Why can't you circumcise Libyans? A: Because there's no end to those pricks.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
A: The nun has hope in her soul....
Q: What did Adam say to Eve on their first evening together?
A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!...
Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not to come in your mailbox....

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