Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Q: Why don't they give Poles a whole hour for lunch? A: They don't want to have to retrain them.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pole and an ape. A: A retarded ape.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Pole's life? A: Second grade.
Q: What do you call a Polish paratrooper? A: Instant air pollution.
Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why!...
Q: What did Hitler tell the German Army before they marched into Poland?
A: "Don't shit in the streets, we're trying to starve them....
Q: What do you call a Polock with a $10,000 hat? A: The Pope.
Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland? A: Because that's the national bird.
Q: What would happen if someone nuked Warsaw? A: It would result in $2.99 worth of damage.

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