Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Did you hear about the abortion clinics in Poland?
A: There's a year-long waiting list to get in....
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party? A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: How do you break a Pole's finger? A: Hit him in the nose.
Q: Did you hear about the Polock who locked his family in his car?
A: It took him an hour to get them out with a coat hanger....
Q: How come Polish people only smell on one side? A
They can never find "Left Guard" in the supermarket....
Q: Why don't Polish mothers breast-feed their babies? A: It hurts too much to boil the nipples.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
Q: Why aren't there any ice cubes in Poland? A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Q: Where do the Polish keep their armies? A: Up their sleevies.

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