Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: Why do black people have flat noses? A: That's where God puts his foot when he pulls their tales off.
Q: How can you be sure that Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Did YOU ever try to take a rib from a black man?...
Q: What is tattooed under every black man's lower lip? A: "Inflate to 200 psi.
Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: What is the "Harlem Rap"? A: "Watermelon, chitlins, Cadillac car we're not as dumb as you think we is.
Q: Did you hear about the new French restaurant in Harlem? A: It's called "Chez What?
Q: Did you hear about the toy store in Harlem? A: It's called "Toys'B'Us.
Q: What's the difference between a black woman's vagina and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to....
Q: What did Kunta-Kinte say when they chopped his foot? A: "Where my toe-be?

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