Questions And Answers

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Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.
Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? A: He wants to go where no man has gone before.
Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? A: The Captain's log.
Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food? A: Old people's farts.
Q: What does NASA stand for? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Q: What were Christie McAuliffe's last words? A: "What does this button do?
Q: What was the last communication from the Columbia? A: "Gimme a light...oops I mean a Bud Li...
Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....
Q: What did the bumper sticker on the wreckage of the Challenger say when they brought it up?
A: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....
Q: How was the space shuttle like the New England patriots?
A: For 72 seconds they were both flying high....

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